What's In a Name?

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Sam Saturn. ROFL!

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate Boots. Sounds more like a call-girl name, but hey...at least it wasn't Tin Roof, right? Or Neopolitan?

3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Wolf.

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Lynn Barberton. Yeah. Not.

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first two letters of your first name): Sanch. Oooookkaaaaayyy...

6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Violet Tea. Um. Sounds more like something to pick up at the new organic/natural foods store.

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): John Earl. Hrh.

8. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Rose Peanut-butter cups. I don't see that name garnering big tips, you know?

[9, lo, the person I swiped it from did not do]

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): McFarland Madrid. Um...

11. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Winter Iris. (French irises, specifically. Love them. Much more delicate looking than the "standard")

12. Cartoon name: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Raspberry Clogs (hey, if I'd have had the right hat around, I coulda doubled as a Prince song!)

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Biscuit Magnolia???